winter_in_asia

If you don't get this, you can't be my friend anymore.

My wife just wiped the baby's mouth, thinking that The Pea was spitting out some of the Frosty we'd been feeding her. She used her fingers and then promptly licked them off.

It was not Frosty. It was baby puke.

That's right. My wife just ate some of my daughter's spit up.

Just saw this comic and had to share. I swear this is what I think about while lying in bed at least once a month.

( Cut for Language. You've been warned. )

E: I've always liked Pomeranians...
W: (whispered in a "jock voice") Fluff Dog!
E: ...but I've heard they can be emotionally unstable.
W: Well, that's a lot of hair to keep their feelings under.